I would like to read to you what The Jesus said about homosexuality. I’d like to...– Stephen Colbert (via automateme)
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FIRST PODCAST IS UP!
YOU KNOW WHAT THAT FACE MEANS! It means the very first FG Podcast is up! WOO! I host a new podcast featuring talented filmmakers Joseph Sims, Marc Furmie and Shiyan Zheng that you can download at iTunes for free right freakin now! Just click the link babes. LINKY LINK
Batman brings down IMAX
It’s true, he did. The Dark Knight Rises pre-sale tickets crashed every IMAX theatre in Australia. Read my story HEEEERE.