I am convinced that most people do not grow up… We marry and dare to have...– Maya Angelou (via showslow)
Me: *yells down hall* Hey Lauren. Flatmate 2: Yeah? Me: Don’t Google ‘mould on food’. Flatmate 2: ERGH I JUST DID! THAT’S DISGUSTING!
Phoebus makes *so many* snarky aside glances at...
little-hiding-owl: LOOK AT THAT FACE. Phee Phee is not happy. Phoebus, I’m sorry I didn’t appreciate you enough before <3 Also, Phoebus’ horse is named Achilles and he tells it to “heel”. That guy!
Flatmate 2: *calls from the kitchen* Hey Maria, you want any of these left over pancakes? Me: Fuck no, they’ve been there for over a week. Flatmate 2: Really? I didn’t think they would b – OH MY GOD THEY ARE SO MOULDY! Me: *runs down hall to look* WHAT THE FUCK! AH! THAT’S FURIEST THING I’VE SEEN THAT WASN’T A HUSKY! Flatmate 2: You can literally smell the penicillin. Me: Man, that was so much...
There’s no time for romance, we have shit to Avenge.– Scarlett Johansson, on the lack of romantic subplot in The Avengers. (via imwalkerbait)
A mermaid has not an immortal soul, nor can she obtain one unless she wins the...– Hans Christian Andersen (via owls-love-tea)
I just had the greatest moment ever with a little...
Kid wearing a Batman shirt: *standing in the middle of the aisle and sees me, places his fists on his hips and looks at me* Batwoman.
Me, also wearing a Batman shirt: Batman.
Kid: Are you keeping Gotham safe?
Me: Yes. Have you captured the Joker?
Kid: Not yet, but soon. Keep up the good work. *he spins around quickly and runs the other direction*
You’re the only girl I’ve seen for a very long time that actually did look like...– F. Scott Fitzgerald, Tender is the Night (via smelltheseafeelthesky)