Mariart Apocalypse

Feeling some mad Jack Vettriano love at the moment.

Tue, 21 May 2013 09:12:45 -0400

Feeling some mad Jack Vettriano love at the moment.

candork: What it’s like to Skype with @moviemazz

Tue, 21 May 2013 08:54:15 -0400

candork:

What it’s like to Skype with @moviemazz

SATAN IS SUPER KAWAII #DUH

Mon, 20 May 2013 16:23:18 -0400

SATAN IS SUPER KAWAII #DUH

showslow: Mark McEvoy, Five words

Mon, 20 May 2013 13:33:15 -0400

showslow:

Mark McEvoy, Five words

showslow: Experiments with Ink by Paccastudios

Mon, 20 May 2013 12:39:32 -0400

showslow:

Experiments with Ink by Paccastudios

noseasboba: I never get tired of this photo. Ella Fitzgerald...

Mon, 20 May 2013 12:39:26 -0400

noseasboba:

I never get tired of this photo.

Ella Fitzgerald was not allowed to play at Mocambo because of her race. Then, one of Ella’s biggest fans made a telephone call that quite possibly changed the path of her career for good. Here, Ella tells the story of how Marilyn Monroe changed her life:

“I owe Marilyn Monroe a real debt… she personally called the owner of the Mocambo, and told him she wanted me booked immediately, and if he would do it, she would take a front table every night. She told him – and it was true, due to Marilyn’s superstar status – that the press would go wild. The owner said yes, and Marilyn was there, front table, every night. The press went overboard. After that, I never had to play a small jazz club again. She was an unusual woman – a little ahead of her times. And she didn’t know it.”

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Mon, 20 May 2013 12:39:10 -0400

supersonicelectronic: Martine Johanna. Work by Martine...

Mon, 20 May 2013 12:39:05 -0400

supersonicelectronic:

Martine Johanna.

Work by Martine Johanna:

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kacistar: shestag: avatar-of-melandru: MEANWHILE IN...

Mon, 20 May 2013 12:38:57 -0400

kacistar:

shestag:

avatar-of-melandru:

MEANWHILE IN AUSTRALIA

BOBBLE-HEADED BIRDS

RABBITS MATING WITH RATS

TINY HERBIVOROUS BEARS

PLUSH TOYS MAGICALLY COME TO LIFE

LIZARDS-

WHAT THE FUCK

WALKING FEATHER DUSTERS

THE FUCK IS THIS IDEK BUT IT DESERVES A HUG

THE MOST FABULOUS BIRDS SINCE FLAMINGOS

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS THING IT’S LIKE A DOG BRED WITH A MEERKAT

WELL IT’S PRETTY CUTE I G- JESUSFUCK

AND MORE LIZARDS

FUCK MAN EVERYWHERE HAS LIZARDS WHAT’S THE BIG D- WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK

AND WHATEVER THIS THING IS WILL FUCK UP A HONEY BADGER

WHAT YOU THINK CUZ IT’S LIKE 80% DESERT HERE WE DON’T GOT PENGUINS FUCK YOU WE GOT PENGUINS IN SWEATERS

HEY I THINK YOU SAW THIS ONE IN A MUSEUM ONCE

ALSO HEY ENJOY OUR BEAUTIFUL BEACHES ALSO THIS FUCKER

AND THIS GUY

AND THIS GUY WANTS TO KILL YOU TOO

AND HOLY FUCK LOOK AT THIS THING

JESUS CHRIST THEY COME IN POCKET VERSIONS

BACK TO THINGS THAT WANT YOU DEAD

WEREN’T EXPECTING THAT WERE YOU.

SO YEAH, COME VISIT AUSTRALIA.

WE’RE ALL FUCKING WAITING WITH OUR WEIRD SHIT.

P.S.

This is the best post on tumblr.

I’ll be there for the living teddy bear soon.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eNEeq5qGh8I

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Mon, 20 May 2013 12:38:48 -0400

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Mon, 20 May 2013 12:38:45 -0400

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Mon, 20 May 2013 12:38:38 -0400

violetchaos364: There’s a man that understands his readership.

Mon, 20 May 2013 12:38:34 -0400

violetchaos364:

There’s a man that understands his readership.

rachaelannaillustration: Wigtown Book Festival brochure cover...

Mon, 20 May 2013 12:38:26 -0400

rachaelannaillustration:

Wigtown Book Festival brochure cover design

reasonsmysoniscrying: He met Bill Murray. Submitted by: Laura...

Mon, 20 May 2013 12:13:57 -0400

reasonsmysoniscrying:

He met Bill Murray.

Submitted by: Laura R.
Location: St. Andrew’s, Scotland

twitterthecomic: Last question.Obama what about womens...

Mon, 20 May 2013 12:11:02 -0400

twitterthecomic:

Last question.Obama what about womens rights?Wo-I got this *Biden steps in* women have titys *puts on shades* I love titys, we love titys

— Pajama BenLaden (@PajamaBenLaden)

April 9, 2013

katzmatt: #male bonding

Sun, 19 May 2013 18:15:08 -0400

katzmatt:

#male bonding

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Sun, 19 May 2013 18:15:00 -0400

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